Okay, look. I am not a Cowboys fan anymore. I haven’t been in a while. I squee in delight when they completely screw up a game due to their own ineptitude. I cackle with glee when they blow a huge lead in a way that only the Cowboys can do. I even feel their suckage leaks over into the Dallas Stars at times. It’s all fun and games to me. Something to yell at on a Sunday. But it’s not because of their playing, it’s because Jerry Jones is the goddamn devil. I hate him so much and it galls me that that fucker got nominated to the NFL HOF. “Oh he got 3 rings!” The fuck he did. Jerry had NOTHING to do with those wins and you know it. He’s horrible. He’s a cancer. He’s worse than Stan Kroenke (Rams owner). Stan Kroenke aspires to be as low down and scummy as Jerry. Got it? Okay.

That said, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LET TONY ROMO GO! I want that man to live. He has kids! He deserves to live a life free of Jerry’s obvious attempts to kill him! I love me some Romo. I really do. I think he’s a great QB ON LITERALLY ANY OTHER TEAM THAN THE COWBOYS.

Sean Lee, JESUS CHRIST PLEASE DON’T KILL HIM, TOO. Just let Witten, Lee, and Romo fly away to better lives. Please. I can’t take watching two of them injured in the most crushing way possible, leaving Witten alone, with no one to throw to him.

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