Category: Tweets


Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-30

  • BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! #ravens #replacementrefs #nfl #goddellsucks #
  • One day I will learn to spell that asshole's name. #goodellsucks #
  • It's that time again. "Hey, figure out how many defects you're going to find in product you haven't touched yet! By end of business day!" #
  • I'm pretty fucking sure they knew when they needed these numbers long before this morning. Show me a goddamn schedule, you ass monkeys! #
  • "Sorry, thought I fixed the whore button." #
  • Was that three sacks in a row on Aaron Rodgers??? #mnf #
  • BULLSHIT! Another game full of BULLSHIT. This is ass! Packers just got fucked! Unfuckingbelievable! #shitassrefs #mnf #
  • Head ref is from Austin. Dude. Don't fucking bother to come home. Not for a long while. #mnf #refgate #officialgate #
  • I want to see a walkout by the players and coaches for week 4. #mnf #nfl #
  • Surprise. Surprise. Surprise. RT @AP: BREAKING: NFL upholds touchdown ruling at end of Green Bay-Seattle game. #
  • Nice. RT @jharrison9292: Even a child can admit when they are wrong…… What's your excuse? #
  • Oh happy day…Oh happy day! Sane football games are on the horizon. #
  • Holy shit yes. RT @juliussharpe: There's nothing scarier than a squirrel who's not afraid of you. #
  • Hmm. The real refs are back. Now I have to change my pick'em and my FF lineup to compensate for sanity and competence. #
  • Where's the letter and apology to the players, coaches, etc? RT @nfl: Commissioner Goodell sends letter to fans: http://t.co/XhOvyCXc #
  • "Error during "install" phase" No shit? Really? Thanks for being SOOOOO helpful! #
  • I just reached Level 6 of the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 25 different Mexican Restaurants! http://t.co/pwf5DHWo #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-16

  • I'm watching FOX NFL Sunday (1745 others checked-in) http://t.co/CkASe3CU #GetGlueHD #FOXNFLSunday #
  • I unlocked the Fox NFL Sunday: Week 1 sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/jxOi1VYr #
  • Google now still refuses to believe the nfl season has started. Fix it! *grump* #
  • I'm watching Red Zone Channel (14 others checked-in) http://t.co/dGKiuk0L #GetGlueHD #nflredzone #
  • What the Christ, Jets?? Were you just saving up TDs for the regular season? #
  • WHY DIDN'T PLAY RG3 THIS WEEK???? πŸ™ #
  • Dear Detroit, Madden Curse? Madden Curse. #
  • The Dolphins are playing like they were featured on the Madden cover… #
  • Fucka big load of DB2 and Lotus Notes. *grump* #
  • double header!!!! http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
  • Why is Jon Gruden wearing a stick of Fruit Stripe gum as a tie? #MNF #
  • I am convinced that Pat Robertson has hit "I'm an old man and give no fucks about what I say" mode: http://t.co/fcrwDbDC #
  • After 3 months, I finally closed on my refinance. 3 months. 3. #
  • I am not going to "like" your company on facebook for a $10 discount. It's not happening. #
  • "hey where's the final build for *product*?" Er, fuck if I know. I got it from <some dev> 4 months ago. Panic is ensuing. I care not. #
  • So….this is a thing: http://t.co/J3She34G #
  • Gee, was I in a meeting for the last 2.5 hours and am just now catching up on Apple related tweets? #retweetingfiend #
  • Dammit. Why do i suddenly want a embroidery sewing machine?? I don't sew! #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • Yes! RT @TheCJMorgan: Tebowing? No thanks, this season we're Griffining –> http://t.co/fOx1w126 #
  • I'm a little creeped out this. http://t.co/hnpHkwub #
  • AHA! http://t.co/XrmXAYcA #
  • I'm watching Monday Night Football (18 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
  • I'm watching Thursday Night Football (3414 others checked-in) http://t.co/AKcnMESL #GetGlueHD #ThursdayNightFootball #
  • What? Am I really seeing this? http://t.co/A3JG8kp6 #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-26

  • GO STEELERS! #Steelernation http://t.co/uKdLzluK #GetGlueHD #snf #
  • Dammit, TI. I have no need for your calculators anymore, but the new ones look so awesome… πŸ™ #
  • Aww, dammit. πŸ™ RT @JimGaffigan: RIP Phyllis Diller. Comedy legend. Always made me laugh. #
  • Since when is letting your kid play outside without you hovering over them all the fucking time a new "phenomenon"? #
  • It's not "free range parenting". It's normal fucking parenting. This hovering shit that parents do now? That's what needs a name. #
  • In my day it was "get out, get some goddamn sun, play with your friends. come back before dark." No fucking preset playdates. #
  • And what's the deal with airline food? #
  • I'm watching Monday Night Football (814 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
  • I…I just bought 15 maple bacon lollipops…. #
  • More less worseness! Now! http://t.co/NwS5mYTJ #
  • So now we know. http://t.co/BDvjA51l #
  • So, this happened last night. http://t.co/vuwRbzBF #endthereflockout #
  • Dear family stuck in Saudi because of your son: Watch any episode of the A-Team where they need to get BA on a plane. You're welcome. #
  • Ray Parker Jr's Ghostbuster's Theme played on 8 floppy drives: http://t.co/WQCEiyuX #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • How long does it take to write license text for software? We have deadlines, you fucks! #
  • Late September. For license text. #
  • If you go to see The Odd Life of Timothy Green, be careful. You might "tear out your eyes". (spoiler alert) http://t.co/M5a5LADa #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • Woot just sold a bacon coffin. Not a coffin for bacon, not a coffin made out of bacon. But a bacon patterned coffin… #
  • I unlocked 4 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
  • 3 breakouts in 10 days! http://t.co/qcpUJdSr #
  • And finally, Batman is not impressed with the Hyundai i3: http://t.co/3gnK1C06 #
  • WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT TESTS YOU'VE ALREADY RUN? #
  • How could you possibly have questions? Just run the subset you said you were going to run! #
  • Oh goddammit. Really? You're asking NOW about how a test works???? Mother. FUCK. #
  • I might go to ComicCon in Austin this year. Only if #FatmanandBobin show up #
  • Why. why is your text light gray? It sucks. I can barely read your chats. this blows donkey. #
  • Oh, you want me to try and do your work for you? no no no no. that's not how this works. I told you what might be the problem. figure it out #
  • Love it. http://t.co/k2ZKQpW8 #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • I unlocked the Modern Agriculture achievement in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-19

  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
  • Oh Lord. Nbc is going to cut so much cool shit from these closing ceremonies. If not cut, then needlessly explain everything. Sigh. #closing #
  • And now we've hit songs I've only heard on Kidz Bop commercials. #closingceremony #
  • with all the shit people are talking about the closing ceremonies, I'm just happy to see it without NBC fucking it up. Zig a zig a. #
  • If NBC shows this massive sing along I would very surprised. Well, always look on the bright side of life, I say. #closingceremony #
  • I'm watching Leverage (3309 others checked-in) http://t.co/qpjf3OYO #GetGlueHD @leverageTNT #
  • I unlocked the Leverage: The French Connection Job sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/gK1acS7g #
  • Dear NBC watchers, you're going to miss 40 minutes of the closing ceremonies. #
  • But hey, you'll get to see a sneak of some shitty comedy that won't last a whole season! #NBCfail #
  • Did NBC really cut the ending of the ceremonies? Did they cut The motherfucking Who? For Animal Practice???? #NBCfail #
  • Yup, I totally spoiled it. Fuck NBC. Your decisions are bad and you should feel bad. #NBCfail #
  • So….Animal Practice gets aired commercial free, and The goddamn Who gets pushed out an hour? #NBCfail #closingceremony #
  • "Hey! Here's a list of defects and the people assigned to them! Verify and update!" Heh. My name nowhere on that list. Because I'm done. #
  • "Why Adrian Peterson is not really black". What? #
  • Oh goddammit. "back" not "black." #
  • I thought Sports Illustrated had lost their minds. #
  • What the Hell, Miley???RT @_Snape_: Sorry Miley Cyrus, I cannot unsee: http://t.co/q8fNbCsa #
  • Who did we offend on the cafeteria staff to be "treated" to this travesty: Meatless Taco Pizza? #
  • I'm watching Monday Night Football (1168 others checked-in) http://t.co/pPvoHmKE #GetGlueHD #MondayNightFootball #
  • I unlocked the Couch Potato(10) sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/lbDVQnOr #
  • How does an airline lose a kid? LIKE THIS! http://t.co/vNFx9X8t #
  • CRAP! RT @statesman: Firefighters are working a five-acre fire in Bastrop County. http://t.co/fVsB1wb9 #
  • Hey thanks for trying to lie to me about never seeing a report. That you asked for. That I sent directly to you. Asshole. #
  • Oh and thanks for saying one thing in a meeting 3 weeks ago, then directly contradicting yourself today. The day of code freeze. Asshole. #
  • I fucking LOVE causing a panic! <insert sarc-mark>. #codefreezebullshit #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
  • How hard is it to shut the fucking door to the conference room? #
  • Stupid people of…my area. You have been given a brief stay of execution. I now have gum. #
  • I just saw a picture of a man with "420" shaved into his back hair. His. Back. Hair. #
  • Wanna go home. Right now. Just bored here. Pressure's gone. Work's done. Worn out. Mentally done. #codefreeze #
  • Bengals v falcons http://t.co/JjTqZyjj #GetGlueHD @NFLonFOX #
  • I unlocked the GetGlue HD: A New Kind of Guide sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/hVwDIUkj #
  • If you schedule a lunchtime meeting and we show up to see your dumbass EATING YOUR LUNCH, then you are an asshole. #
  • I'm watching NFL on FOX (60 others checked-in) http://t.co/JjTqZyjj #GetGlueHD @NFLonFOX #
  • OMG IT'S RAINING! #atxweather #
  • Lots of rain and cops at buffalo wild wings at 183 and I35. Can't leave parkinglot. #
  • Left parking lot. Home now. Some people just don't need to fucking drink. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-12

  • I'm watching Olympics: Men's Track & Field (1602 others checked-in) http://t.co/OxuO3OIf #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
  • I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Bronze Medal sticker on #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics http://t.co/pfYrsS45 #
  • what? nowhere to check in to the hall of fame game? http://t.co/lF4URCMW #GetGlueHD #NewOrleansSaints #
  • Men's and Women's track and field. There should be a checkin for watching NBC's feed buffer. http://t.co/ADoDXWaQ #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
  • I don't even have the will to complain about NBC's horrible, event killing streaming feed anymore. #nbcfail #
  • Oh wait, yes I do! It's great watching a short race glitch right in the middle thereby missing the whole damn thing #nbcfail #
  • When the stream is not glitching, I can catch bits of Belarus killing it in women's shotput! #shotput #olympics #
  • Goddamn, today's stream is just unwatchable. #nbcfail #
  • Everyday I'm buffering. #nbcfail #olympics #
  • I'm watching Olympics: Men's Track & Field (321 others checked-in) http://t.co/OxuO3OIf #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
  • Jesus, @NBCOlympics are you purposefully screwing up the stream so I only see the beginning and end? #nbcfail #
  • I literally saw the women line up for the 100m hurdles then they were all breathing hard. I missed the whole race. #nbcfail #
  • I swear to fucking god, if one more person asks about whether or not I can get 600 testcases run by next week… #
  • Can't believe I'm going to say this, but there's too much meat in my salad. #
  • Why in the hell am I roped in on this email? I have nothing to do with it. #
  • JESUS H CHRIST ON A CRACKER. Do you have something against Usain Bolt, NBC? Stream was fine until Usain's race. You assholes. #
  • 3 US women in the 400m hurdles final. I expect the stream to drop any second now. #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • I unlocked 7 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
  • PANIC! ALERT! PANIC! ALERT! I AM OUT OF GUM!!!!!! #
  • I'm watching Olympics: Men's Track & Field (491 others checked-in) http://t.co/OxuO3OIf #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
  • Dammit. Been watching track and field events all week. Have yet to see the 1/4 scale Minis in action. Grump. #olympics #trackandfield #
  • Woke up feeling poorly, feeling dizzy. Either a) allergic to Heineken or b) I just hate this place so fucking much right now. I vote b. #
  • Wakka Wakka Wakka RT @EvilMikeTomlin: Cowboys say they're considering giving Plaxico Burress a "shot" #
  • SPOILER ALERT! World record for the US women's 4x100m relay! 40.82 #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-05

  • No, the athletes are not smiling in their official photos. Because they were told not to. STOP FUCKING BRINGING IT UP. #
  • No. Just…no. RT @ebertchicago: A prequel to "The Shining?" They've got their work cut out. http://t.co/rdoZetp5 #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • The one upside to this dumbass 7am meeting? I can watch live Olympic events. #olympics #weightlifting #archery #
  • Niiice RT @_Snape_: Happy Birthday Neville Longbottom, Master of the puberty spell… http://t.co/74s6CQTX #
  • Dear NBC, Learn to read a goddamn map. You embarrass us all. http://t.co/eLtIoobV #olympics #
  • Oh little weightlifter from the Philippines! Don't cry! You tried so hard! #olympics #weightlifting #
  • Yay Zoe Smith! #olympics #weightlifting #GBR #
  • A scrum should not have 17 people in it. A SCRUM SHOULD NOT HAVE 17 PEOPLE IN IT! #agilefail #
  • I fear the Ukrainian women's lifting team! Holy balls! #
  • Okay, maybe I have more to fear from the Thai women… #olympics #weightlifting #
  • Why the HELL would you show an ad right in the middle of someone's routine??? #nbcfail #olympics #
  • "If you couldn't film broken dreams during women's gymnastics, what else would be left. " #olympics #
  • yes, I'm drinking wine from a pint glass. What? Why are you looking at me like that? #
  • There's a guy dressed as Captain America in the audience of the men's archery competition. #olympics #archery #bradyellison #
  • Insert a commercial so I miss the lift, I rewind to see the lift, same commercial plays. FUUUUCK. #NBCFail #
  • "Screaming profanity at NBC has become a normal part of this Olympics. " So true…. #
  • 4GB (so far) of stuff in 6 eclipse workspaces. Yes, let's take forever to delete them! #
  • A first for me: watching a British crowd get coerced into doing the YMCA. #archery #olympics #
  • Know what's really good? $1 cafeteria nachos! #shitnoonesays #
  • Men swimmers on the podium look like they're giving themselves breast exams. #olympics #swimming #
  • YES. THIS. SO MUCH OF THIS. RT @JonFaciane: Damn it. Clock move faster #
  • I unlocked the Movie Buff(10) sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/srdDqaGS #
  • Woot! Lorig made it to a medal round! #archery #olympics #
  • REALLY? The Macarena for team Mexico?? #olympics #archery #
  • Oh God, the YMCA again. Well, the crowd is a little more excited this time around. #olympics #archery #
  • STREAM DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!!!! #
  • Come on, Ki Bo Bae!!!! #archery #olympics #
  • YAY!!! KI BO BAE!!!! WOOT!!!! #archery #olympics #
  • What the hell? Who would buy the Browns? Well…Baltimore did once…. #
  • IOC to Saudi Arabia: include women in the Olympic games or be banned. http://t.co/MlAgddIH #
  • Yes, I am drinking Jameson from a pint glass. Stressed? Why do you ask? #
  • The only ppl who think getting silver is choking are those whose workouts consist of getting more pizza rolls or those who have gold medals. #
  • Not my words, but I fully agree. #
  • Wher eis the track and field stream, NBC? Audio, no video from your MAIN FEED. #nbcfail #
  • Audio on nbc's website, video on my tablet. How fucked is that? http://t.co/LBF4yyUA #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
  • I unlocked the Yeah! First Check-in! sticker on #GetGlueHD http://t.co/ujxAPErP #
  • Even though I'm seeing women.. http://t.co/v1y8lljV #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
  • So, De Niro is a cat? RT @markleggett: It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says "I'm in this now." #
  • This reloading bullshit has got to stop. The fucking race is over by the time the stream comes back! #nbcfail #trackandfield #
  • Missed a whole fucking heat. Great. #nbcfail #trackandfield #olympics #
  • I want to chuck Heavy Things(tm) a fairly long distance. #olympics #shotput #
  • I'm watching Olympics: Women's Swimming (736 others checked-in) http://t.co/ZGFyzK4T #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
  • I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Swimming sticker on #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics http://t.co/Rr3yE8tk #
  • I'm watching Olympics: Women's Fencing (101 others checked-in) http://t.co/NiT5vVxZ #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics #
  • I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Fencing sticker on #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics http://t.co/dXIdFpjk #
  • Why is the Olympic coverage in SD on local affiliate? NBCfail or KXANfail? Hrm….. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-29

  • Boy I sure am glad I got up at the asscrack of dawn to call in to this meeting! #
  • Nothing like being exhausted the night before and getting no sleep only to have to be up SUPER EARLY for a bullshit meeting. #
  • The problem is not that it doesn't do a code scan, the problem is that the application is festering pile of ass. #
  • I think I'm live tweeting my meeting. I'm sorry. #
  • "There's gotta be a way to…" Nope. Never. Because it would make sense to have that feature. #
  • It's over. Finally. A complete waste of my time. #
  • "HE’S TRYING TO RAISE THE ROOF WITH HIS LITTLE ALLIGATOR HANDS." RT @TheBloggess: http://t.co/HdcnC2K6 #
  • How do you come into an iteration review at the end of the release and ask about the fucking config file? Where were you 4 months ago??? #
  • Ok. Asking me the same question that was asked last week today does not change my answer. #
  • Holy Christ. "Because this function isn't working, I need this file." What? No. It's not working? FILE A DEFECT! This is why you're testing! #
  • How hard is it to tell me all of the login information? Like, oh I don't know, it's SSL enabled? #
  • Nicest cease and desist ever. http://t.co/uDbC8IAt #
  • Goddammit, Twitter. Why do you not want me to follow @craigyferg?? #
  • I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee. Nice one. http://t.co/h6CmSQ1d #
  • For Christ's sake people, don't drink two pitchers of beer for the three of you during a three hour movie. #
  • One dude got up five times. Five. The chicks next to me? Twice. each. Both times coming back to ask "what did miss?" #
  • What'd you miss? Plot, bitch. Ugh. Still, TDKR was pretty sweet. #
  • I don't know how I feel about Man of Steel. Oh wait, yes I do! Pretty sure I'll hate it. Superman is pretty boring. Sorry, Supes. #
  • Lotus Notes: Why is a canceled meeting simply removed from my email folder and not, you know, removed from my calendar? #yousuck #
  • Liver is awesome. I love liver. #thingsonlyIsay #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
  • So, Time Warner has started displaying internet usage for your account. Trying to push for tiered pricing again? #
  • Dear NBC, we HATE the storytelling bullshit you pull every Olympics. STOP. Just show the goddamn coverage. #
  • Oh @TWC. http://t.co/lBVDhNEF #
  • American commentators talk too much and explain too much. We're not all stupid. #olympics #nbc #
  • Because Queenie would totally parachute in! #olympicceremony #
  • The fuck kind of nightmares are these kids having????? #olympics #
  • Oh yeah, I'm gonna call Mary Poppins to defeat Voldy. What? #olympics #
  • Commercials completely break the flow and feel. πŸ™ #openingceremony #
  • Michael Phelps doesn't fit in that chair. #openingceremony #

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