• Boy I sure am glad I got up at the asscrack of dawn to call in to this meeting! #
  • Nothing like being exhausted the night before and getting no sleep only to have to be up SUPER EARLY for a bullshit meeting. #
  • The problem is not that it doesn't do a code scan, the problem is that the application is festering pile of ass. #
  • I think I'm live tweeting my meeting. I'm sorry. #
  • "There's gotta be a way to…" Nope. Never. Because it would make sense to have that feature. #
  • It's over. Finally. A complete waste of my time. #
  • "HE’S TRYING TO RAISE THE ROOF WITH HIS LITTLE ALLIGATOR HANDS." RT @TheBloggess: http://t.co/HdcnC2K6 #
  • How do you come into an iteration review at the end of the release and ask about the fucking config file? Where were you 4 months ago??? #
  • Ok. Asking me the same question that was asked last week today does not change my answer. #
  • Holy Christ. "Because this function isn't working, I need this file." What? No. It's not working? FILE A DEFECT! This is why you're testing! #
  • How hard is it to tell me all of the login information? Like, oh I don't know, it's SSL enabled? #
  • Nicest cease and desist ever. http://t.co/uDbC8IAt #
  • Goddammit, Twitter. Why do you not want me to follow @craigyferg?? #
  • I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee. Nice one. http://t.co/h6CmSQ1d #
  • For Christ's sake people, don't drink two pitchers of beer for the three of you during a three hour movie. #
  • One dude got up five times. Five. The chicks next to me? Twice. each. Both times coming back to ask "what did miss?" #
  • What'd you miss? Plot, bitch. Ugh. Still, TDKR was pretty sweet. #
  • I don't know how I feel about Man of Steel. Oh wait, yes I do! Pretty sure I'll hate it. Superman is pretty boring. Sorry, Supes. #
  • Lotus Notes: Why is a canceled meeting simply removed from my email folder and not, you know, removed from my calendar? #yousuck #
  • Liver is awesome. I love liver. #thingsonlyIsay #
  • is finally playing Tropico 4 http://t.co/cidqpoo8 #
  • I unlocked 2 Steam achievements in Tropico 4! http://t.co/XKr4ySFS #
  • So, Time Warner has started displaying internet usage for your account. Trying to push for tiered pricing again? #
  • Dear NBC, we HATE the storytelling bullshit you pull every Olympics. STOP. Just show the goddamn coverage. #
  • Oh @TWC. http://t.co/lBVDhNEF #
  • American commentators talk too much and explain too much. We're not all stupid. #olympics #nbc #
  • Because Queenie would totally parachute in! #olympicceremony #
  • The fuck kind of nightmares are these kids having????? #olympics #
  • Oh yeah, I'm gonna call Mary Poppins to defeat Voldy. What? #olympics #
  • Commercials completely break the flow and feel. 🙁 #openingceremony #
  • Michael Phelps doesn't fit in that chair. #openingceremony #

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