Tag Archive: honey crisp

Bento: Nov 04 2014

“Holy shit I still have that chicken?” Bento


“No Bento box can hold THIS haul!”



  • Gladware container with chopped chicken thighs from waaaay too long ago, steamed broccoli, a bit of leftover Bacon Mac and Cheese, and a heaping tablespoon of homemade velveeta.
  • THE REST OF THAT GODDAMN APPLE FROM YESTERDAY! Seriously! 7 ounces of apple! The fuck? Who is breeding these monster Honey Crisps??
  • Mini Baybel Cheese
  • The return of the 4oz of blackberries
  • And my Kozy Shack Rice Pudding

Calorie Count: Approximately 630 calories. I’m going to the gym today. This may not bode well….

Bento: Nov 03 2014

“Hey I forgot I had this tuna in here!” Bento

  • One 70 calorie pouch of Starkist tuna with a tablespoon of goat cheese and a squirt of olive oil mayo (Natural Lunch Bento)
  • 11 water crackers. 11. Precisely.
  • One mini Baybel cheese
  • Random fridgesmart Tupperware container with EIGHT OUNCES OF APPLE. Why? Why are honey Crisp Apples so goddamn big??
  • One Tupperware Snack container (4 oz) of blackberries
  • One Kozy Shack Rice Pudding (Hey, I like it, okay?)

Total calorie count: Approximately 550
After eating: FUCKING STARVING BY 4pm. Are you kidding me? So not enough food.