Out in the rain? Forgot your umbrella? Don’t go running and ducking like you can avoid the rain.
Own. That. Shit.
Hold your head up high. Feel the long needed rain hit your face. Take a deep breath and own it.
Stroll around the outlet mall like:
“Fuck yes, I was a dumbass who knew it was raining but left all 3 umbrellas at home! Ain’t this a BEAUTIFUL day to get pneumonia?”
Leave HEB pushing your cart in the flooded parking lot. Take HUGE striding jumps, maximizing the splash damage!
Your hair’s already fucked, clothes can be washed, and, hey your nasty ass gym towel is in the car waiting! Does it have the funk of 40,000 leg presses? SURE IT DOES. But it’s dry!
OWN IT!
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