Happy Pi Day!

Me: Oh hey, it’s Pi Day! What kind of pie do you like?
Aelerelean: Uh…apple?
Me: Apple huh?Man, that’s two whole pies in the house. Wait a minute! Goddammit. This is why I’m fat!
Aelerelean: What do you mean?
Me: Instead of “Hey, I’ll go to Marie Callender’s and get a couple of SLICES of pie” my brain immediately went “I’ll go to Marie Callender’s and get a COUPLE of PIES.” Goddammit!

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