Incoherent Mutterings

• Power just blipped. We don’t have ups at our desks. #
• “Restore Previous Session” owns! #
• Retainers. Wear your retainer. Nomatter how drunk you are, remember to wear your retainer. If you’re supposed to, of course. #
• I should…I should go to bed now. That would be best. #

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• “Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again!” #

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• Ah yes, the coveted cube near the breakroom. Where you can smell everyone’s lunch in realtime. Is that cabbage? #
• So…Bernard Madoff is following me now. Is that the hip thing to do? Follow anyone with certain keywords in a tweet? #
• I hate just about everyone today. Monday has been extremely shitty. #
• …The Cowboys picked up Kitna from the Lions? Despite his 0-16 season, he can’t be any worse than Johnson was. #
• so very sleepy…. #
• Brock: Bigfoot *IS* something I’ve never seen before! #

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• My favorite joke today: Oedipus: “Hey, Josephus! ” Josephus: “Hey, motherfucker. ” #
• Achievement: Algorithms homework! #
• Is it possible to have a Twitter crush? Because I’m digging @stephenfry pretty hard. #
• BLARGH! I don’t want to write this damn PRD. #
• Wow. One minute I was trying to define efficiency in my document, the next, I’m downloading ppt viewer to get the Calibri font. The hell? #

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• My sister just submitted her portfolio for the fashion program at UNT. She’s now giggling and watching Sober House. #
• Aw hell. I totally would have bought today’s shirt.woot. #
• er: http://shirt.woot.com/ #
• There’s a man walking north along the shoulder of the 360 bridge. #
• Woman ticketed for talking on cell, breastfeeding while driving. Wow! Multitasking. #

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• Wow! I have rebooted my machine 7 times this week and I can still log on to my Chase account without their “activation code” bullshit! #
• YES! Brad Johnson got cut!!!!! No more old as fuck QB’s! *looks at Kurt Warner* Um, that suck! You’re cool, Warner. #
• Well hell. Wendy Richard died yesterday. (Miss Brahms from “Are You Being Served”). Damn. http://tinyurl.com/csxlfg #

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• I managed to do something not good to my shoulder. I blame my algorithms book. #

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• On any given day, I would say that SQL Server can eat a fat sack of dicks. Today, however, it has pleased me. #
• Whut? http://tinyurl.com/5vogn8 #
• http://twitpic.com/1oboq – Where in the fuck did this traffic come from? #
• Ah, an accident. Ended with a dude in the back of a cop car. #
• Another accident 4 miles later. Then some fuckhead pulls out right in front of me. #
• Yes, cunt-waffle, this is a lane and I’m in it! No, it’s fine that you didn’t even TURN YOUR HEAD to check for traffic. Fuck you, lady. #
• http://twitpic.com/1oboq – haha! Mardi Gras + Duct Tape = Helluva night! #
• CS/Math people: Why would you do Counting Sort? http://is.gd/kKvK #
• This was such a weird class session. There are no words. But I like it much better than Monday night’s. #

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• Spongebob is 10 years old. #
• I only take two classes a semester. Is it mandatory that I have to absolutely loathe one of them? #
• And must every class begin wit technical difficulties? #
• That fucker managed to speak for 5 minutes and still not answer the goddamn question. #
• Which, really, is par for this course. #
• bored bored bored #
• “Yahoo! Briefcase Is Closing – Action Required”. Er, I didn’t know it existed. #
• Is it bad that my friends’ cat responds to his new name, “Little Asshole?” #
• Why am I looking at my stocks? Do I like pain? I must. Netflix is my only bright spot. #

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• Just got asked if I believed in Jesus by two Asian women outside an Asian market. They almost followed me to my car. #
• http://twitpic.com/1mcho – Tony romo #
• Ahhhhh, Conan’s Pizza. It has been too long. #

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