Category: Tweets


Twitter Updates for 2009-05-27

  • Sitting at pluckers. Long day of tiling. Not over yet. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-26

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-25

  • http://twitpic.com/5v81m – Tile project has begun: step 1 remove carpet and pad. #
  • Is…is Michael Strahan in a Fox sitcom?!? Oh my my. His wife must have taken all his NFL money. 🙁 #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-23

  • Online ticketing system for the Alamo Draft House has crapped out. Too many blockbuster movies, perhaps? #readyticketfail #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-19

  • OH MY FUCKING GOD! I GOT A ‘B’ IN MY KILLER ALGORITHMS CLASS!!!! I NEED TO GET HAPPY DRUNK!!!! #
  • Another day, another slew of “Outlook be all fucked up” messages. #
  • Austinites: need tile? Go to The Tile Guy. Saved my project. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-16

  • Dear Woot, what is up with these flashlights?? #
  • Sigh. Waiting to redemo this shit project. #
  • Demo over. Do I go make car payment or is that time better spent buying a new blackberry? Ah priorities. #
  • AW HELL NO! Guitar Hero gets Tom Petty and Johnny Cash? SUCK! #
  • If you have a business that has a website with a section called “Our Selection” and there’s no selection, then you have failed. #
  • Stress indicator: You tell your professor that you need to spend the summer drunk and playing Rock Band because the semester was so rough. #
  • BAG OF CRAP!!! GO GO GO GO! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-15

  • Oh goddammit. This is NOT a severe weather alert: “…UNSEASONABLY WARM CONDITIONS EXPECTED AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON…” Not hot. Warm. #
  • Google search results last night didn’t even look like Google. No graphics, all text layout. Thought I had a virus. #googlefail #
  • Are tree care services lagging in Austin? I had two companies biting at the bit to take on my job. Like, now now now. #
  • Unseasonably warm” day + fire drill = bad times for lazy tech people…. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-14

  • Why is the singular of ‘zombies’ not ‘zomby’? #
  • Worst Theme Night at a titty bar: “Scratch’n’Dent Night” #
  • RT @ninacox: RT: @mashable: Twitter’s Response to #fixreplies: We Can’t (please RT) – http://bit.ly/FAoUV #
  • OMFG if this asshole burns popcorn again today I will scream. #
  • Of the 3 trees in my backyard: 1 confirmed deader than fuck, 1 with the same disease, 1 still healthy. Thanks, fungus carrying bore beetles. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-13

  • I enjoy my job, it is not what I would call “fun”. Work is work. Rock Band and drinking are fun. Distinct line, CNN. http://twurl.nl/q3y0tr #
  • RT @DudleyandBob: : GEEKSTRAVAGANZA 2009 – this sunday at buffalo billards. http://www.geekstravaganza.com/ #
  • Arrrrrrr-2D2. So cute. http://twurl.nl/d8lopg #
  • RT @digital_idiot: http://is.gd/xN1Y Awkward Family Photos #
  • I think I need to unfollow the Captain Tripps updates. #
  • How do you not know what timezone you live in? #
  • If you can’t watch your popcorn, then you don’t get to pop it in the breakroom microwave. Goddammit! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-12

  • About 5 hours until I’m done with monday night class. Backend coder finished…last night. Project due: 6:30pm. *sigh* Fuck. Group. Work. #
  • I will not assign floats to ints. I will not assign floats to ints. I will not assign floats to ints. I will not assign floats to ints. #
  • This is bullshit. Complete bullshit. #

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