Category: Tweets


Twitter Updates for 2009-07-04

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-03

  • I…really think I want Michael Bay to suck a Costco sized bag of infected dicks. Every day. While having a monkey piss in his ear. #
  • I like how my Michael Jackson Pandora channel plays Prince. 😀 #
  • The good: Office closes at noon today. Yay half day! The fucked up: I have a meeting at 1. *sigh* split teams suck. Damn you Arizona. #
  • I love watching my automated GUI test run like it’s supposed to. #
  • FREEDOM!!! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-02

  • RT @MrsStephenFry: I would like to say that finally a true 70s icon has passed away – the wonderful Mollie Sugden of Are You Being Served #
  • And I’ve got Are You Being Served playing on my media player right now. Dammit. 🙁 #
  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8129617.stm #
  • Karl Malden too? I am flabbergasted. (okay, he was 97 and mollie was in her 80’s AND sick, but fuck!) http://tinyurl.com/l4qaju #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-07-01

  • THUNDER!!! DARK SKIES! LIGHTNING! Oh god it just might rain!! Tee hee! #
  • Congrats, Tmobile, for issuing me a bill that has nothing on it after telling me my bill was ready. #
  • Some motherfucker burned popcorn again! Asshole! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-30

  • RT @mdmcaus: RT @nytimes: NYT NEWS ALERT: Bernard L. Madoff Sentenced to 150 Years in Prison #
  • What is with celebrities kicking off? Fred Travalena, R.I.P. http://tinyurl.com/nyhof6 #
  • live police chase in Dallas. happening now now now! http://bit.ly/5240S #
  • well shit, I spoke too soon. all over. #
  • Garland, TX folks, stay the fuck away from Buckner and Plano road. that’s where the chase ended. #
  • and a hearty “screw you” to the dfw area for not suffering triple digits like I am. *grump* #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-29

  • Billy Mays, too?? What in the hell is going on?! #
  • RT @kmithani:missing 6/25/09 Last known driv I-75 N poss Sag/BayCity or St.Ignace,MI http://twitpic.com/8lfpw – Emily Simunic #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-28

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-27

  • “Jackson dies, almost takes Internet with him” So true, so true. Perhaps we are a little too connected. #
  • Sims 3 official patch is out. #
  • . @ninacox haha ok. I like pie, too! in reply to ninacox #
  • Nothing like a picnic in 100+ degree heat to make you appreciate an 80 degree house. #
  • I should make a buttermilk pie this weekend. #ilikepie #
  • RT @venusparker: #iranelection iranian embassy in sweden has been invaded and the staff have been beaten very badly, viva Iran #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-26

  • Another ridiculously hot day. The sun burned at 8:45a as I was getting gas. Why do I continue to live here? Oh right: http://drafthouse.com #
  • fuck. Farrah Fawcett is dead. #
  • From her official website: http://hitmanpr.blogspot.com/ #
  • http://twitpic.com/8dzoa – Fruit puree in a pouch? Why? #
  • okay, why isn’t “shorten url” not working in tweetdeck??? #
  • I’m just about crying right now. This is ri-goddamn-diculous. http://alturl.com/kfkx (no, tweet deck still ain’t shorting anything) #
  • Bets line ever: “By killing the ever-loving ass out of you.” http://tinyurl.com/n24arg #
  • Oh my. a “high yield” CD is 1.85%. #
  • Holy shit, Michael Jackson had a heart attack! #
  • okay, might have had a heart attack. #
  • Add Carradine and this is a trifecta. Michael’s death would be starting a new trio. #don’tdieMichael #
  • okay, so hashtags don’t like punctuation. #
  • FUCKING SHIT MJ IS DEAD?!?!?! #
  • Confirmed dead. (not tmz) http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/ #dammitmichael #
  • got props for blasting Thriller at a stoplight. Children of the 80’s unite. Was it like this when Tupac was shot? #missmichael #
  • It takes the death of the king of pop to get MTV to play fucking videos. #
  • Wow. When was the last time you saw Kurt Loder? #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-25

  • What the hekll? Was that a one day woot off? Odd. #
  • Build, build. waiting for a build. can’t do my work until I get a build…. #buildsong #
  • http://twitpic.com/8au20 – Coworker called my bento box “interesting tupperware”. #

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