{"id":71,"date":"2011-12-04T15:00:42","date_gmt":"2011-12-04T21:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/?p=71"},"modified":"2011-12-04T15:00:42","modified_gmt":"2011-12-04T21:00:42","slug":"holiday-updates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Updates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/shout\/?p=1432\">I have no kitchen<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Before I had no kitchen, I sweetened up that last batch of coffee vodka. It was a hit. Both with the ultimate receiver of this gift and with my coworkers. Yay! When I get my kitchen back (scheduled for three days before Christmas), I will be a cooking and canning fiend. Here&#8217;s what I am planning:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Apple Pie jam with real bits of apple<\/li>\n<li>Triple Berry Sangria jam<\/li>\n<li>Peach Mango preserves (one of my older recipes)<\/li>\n<li>Lime Curd<\/li>\n<li>Marshmallows (topped with stuff&#8230;man I hope it works out)<\/li>\n<li>Caramels<\/li>\n<li>Scottish Tablet<\/li>\n<li>Coffee\u00a0Liqueur<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>There&#8217;s other non Kitchen Crafty Crap(tm) that really I should have been doing. I mean, I had all frigging summer. Hrm&#8230;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. I have no kitchen. Before I had no kitchen, I sweetened up that last batch of coffee vodka. It was a hit. Both with the ultimate receiver of this gift and with my coworkers. Yay! When I get my kitchen back (scheduled for three days before Christmas), I will be a cooking and canning &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/?p=71\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Holiday Updates<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[25],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Rylh-19","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions\/73"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}