{"id":25,"date":"2009-11-04T20:10:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-05T02:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/?p=25"},"modified":"2009-11-04T20:10:39","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T02:10:39","slug":"progress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Progress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I turned to @aelerelean the other day and said &#8220;I really need to order these jars for the jellies.&#8221; I ordered them 45 minutes ago. I thought &#8220;awesome, I&#8217;m ahead of schedule!&#8221; I search my email for last year&#8217;s order: 11\/10\/2008. Ugh. Just barely ahead. Barely.<\/p>\n<p>Accomplishments:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"background-color: #ffffff;\">1 batch of caramels<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"background-color: #ffffff;\">fruitcake #1 tested well<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"background-color: #ffffff;\">Guinea pigs did not die\/go blind<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I turned to @aelerelean the other day and said &#8220;I really need to order these jars for the jellies.&#8221; I ordered them 45 minutes ago. I thought &#8220;awesome, I&#8217;m ahead of schedule!&#8221; I search my email for last year&#8217;s order: 11\/10\/2008. Ugh. Just barely ahead. Barely. Accomplishments: 1 batch of caramels fruitcake #1 tested well &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/?p=25\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Progress<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2Rylh-progress","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.topenga.net\/art\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}